Don’t Be Caught In the Cold and Win a $75 Gift Certificate to Home Depot

OUTDOOR FIREPLACES, CHIMINEAS AND FIRE PITS!

Last night I was watching the movie Coming to America. All of my windows were open because it was sweltering outside and the A/C was on the fritz. Suddenly on screen, there was Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall standing on a cold snowy street full of traffic. It was one of those scenes that instantly evoke the dead of Winter when the holidays are over and April flowers are months away. “Ugh,” I thought. “This will be my world in a couple of months.”

Avert your eyes if this street scares you.

As I was contemplating the dreariness of February and the stone cold lump it put into my gut, I started to think of how I could prolong a positive outdoor experience despite the cold. Outdoor fireplaces, my friends! And who, but the Norwiegans, could bring us the ultimate winter comfort? Check this puppy out.

Haugen/Zohar Outdoor Fireplace

Haugen/Zohar from Norway brought together an invited team of designers and architects to create an enclosed space for fire, storytelling and playing made entirely out of leftover materials from a nearby construction site. It may be a bit of overkill since my backyard is too small for this thing, but I am so there. I want to draw a little picture of myself sitting in this.

OTHER OUTDOOR FIREPLACES

This fireplace pictured here would fit in well with a traditional Prairie or Arts & Crafts home.

Luxurious Outdoor fireplace from Simon Design Group in Redwood, California

This design by ModFire is called Bonfire, their largest model at seven feet tall and runs on propane or natural gas. The Bonfire fits well into a contemporary design setting or adds a contemporary flair to any traditional backyard.

Bonfire by ModFire, $3,800 retail

CHIMINEA

Originally, all clay open fire garden heaters imported to the U.S. from Mexico were known as chimeneas. Mexican tribesman built these clay structures to keep warm and to cook and bake. My first experience with a chiminea was at my mother-in-law’s house where she kept one burning on her front lawn. She got the nickname “the witch of Robin Road” because she was seen stoking the chiminea’s flames every evening in the Summer and Fall months. I had given her that nickname years earlier for other reasons.

Prairie Chiminea on Amazon, $200

Solid Copper Chiminea Combo from Home Depot $299

Pinion wood is the best wood to burn in a chiminea. The smoke gives off a woodsy pine scent and it keeps the bugs away.

MAKE YOUR OWN

Ocean Dreamers Jewelry came up with this do-it-yourself fire pit. It looks great and it’s a wonderful space for hanging out with friends in the evening.

Do-It-Yourself fire pit

Firepitsource.com gives you a step-by-step guide on how to build your very own fire pit. It doesn’t look that difficult so c’mon, get out your shovels!

WIN A $75 GIFT CERTIFICATE TO HOME DEPOT

To get yourself ready to laugh in the face of the impending cold months, Crane USA is offering the readers of Cranedesignforbetterliving.com a chance to win a  $75 gift certificate to Home Depot where you can get your own chiminea or purchase stones to make your own fire pit. Or, get whatever warms your heart. Details of the giveaway are below. Just log in with your email or Facebook and you will automatically be entered into the contest.
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What’s in a Gnome? Our Garden Friends

The legend of the gnome creature has many versions. Some say that gnomes were originally made of ice, others sheaves of wheat while still others claim that gnomes were made from all of the earth’s elements. Gnomes are just another word for elf, imp, goblin, wizard, leprechaun or house brownie. The seven dwarves were gnomes. Rumpelstilkskin was a gnome. Santa himself is a kind of gnome. Below is one of the original Coca-Cola Santa paintings by Haddon Sundholm. Sundhold created the advertising images for Coke’s Santa series from the 30s to the 60s.

Haddon Sundholm, Santa, for the Coke Co.

Other notorious gnomes are the elves in the Grimm Fairy Tale, The Elves and the Cobbler.

the Elves and the Cobbler

The history of the garden gnome is taken from the folktales of Eastern and Western Europe. The claim to the title of manufacturer of the first garden gnome is hotly contested, but it’s possible that Baehr and Maresch, a Dresden ceramic and pewter beer stein company, produced the first ceramic gnomes, having them in their stock as early as 1841.

Below are images of Garden Gnomes that I found to be classic examples of the gnome “gnomenclature”. (sorry for that). Others are send ups of the classics that I think you’ll enjoy.

The Classic Gnome

The Classic Gnome

Mooning Gnome

Sean Connery Gnome - please take dictation Moneypenny

The Napping Gnome

The Jerry Garcia Gnome (not kidding, it

Baddy, the mod gnome

The Baddy is part of a new generation of Garden Gnomes and comes in many different colors.

I’d like to add that I was looking for a Gnome Chompsky gnome, but all I found was a Noam Chomsky 70s rock van seen here. Really, this was enough. I’m good.

Gnome Chomsky Van

Where can you buy a garden gnome? You cannot swing a dead cat on the internet without hitting a gnome product. There is even a garden gnome club at the Royal Botanic Garden in Edinburgh, which I find hard to believe, but it is true. Home Depot sells a handsome garden gnome for $40. In fact, there is nothing stopping you from filling your entire lawn with garden gnomes.

Click on the “Amelie” link below and watch the garden gnome sequence from one of my favorite movies, Amelie. In the movie, Amelie asks her stewardess friend to take pictures of her unsuspecting father’s garden gnome while traveling from place to place around the world.

Amelie

LATER THAT DAY: Hey, I did find a Gnome Chomsky gnome. I knew there had to be one. Ta da!

Gnome Chomsky


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